fate fell short

Jul 21

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awmailk:

mr-trombas:

The poor thing

THIS MAKES ME SAD
Jul 21

awmailk:

mr-trombas:

The poor thing

THIS MAKES ME SAD

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Jul 20

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"It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad."

- (via childish-cambino)

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Jul 20

"Years from now, when you’re married and have a kid or two, you’ll find my picture in a box or maybe you’ll see me in a magazine or in a movie, and you’ll get that tug, that pull in your chest as if someone had ripped your heart away from you for a second, and you’ll remember what you felt all those years ago with that naive sixteen year old girl who was young enough to still believe there was good left in the world, with the glimmer of hope in her eyes and the generous hand as if the entire world was still open to her, and you’ll wonder who kisses her goodnight these days. And you’ll dig through your boxes until you find that little slip of paper she wrote her number on years ago, and you’ll call it, your heat beat racing as the line rings. But to your dismay, that number is no longer in service. And just like that, she’s gone. The feeling you’ll never feel again, is gone with the girl. And you’ll wonder if you had kissed her one last time or called her one last time ten years earlier, maybe she would be the one in the room next door putting, no, singing your child a lullaby to sleep."

- midnight-bleue (via brandyusa)

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Jul 19

"All this time I’ve been blaming myself. I’ve been blaming myself for you leaving, and for you lying, and for putting my trust in you. I’ve blamed myself for you never caring and for you never giving a shit about anything. I told myself that there was obviously something wrong with me, that’s why you talked to other girls. I’ve blamed myself for jumping off a cliff just waiting for you to catch me. But really? You pushed me. You pushed me off the fucking cliff and you never had any intentions of ever catching me. You were just going to let me fall. Watch me struggle, watch me reach for you, call out your fucking name. And we both know you heard me, but fuck. You weren’t ever going to help me, for that; fuck you."

- (via wordsthat-speak)

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Jul 19

"❝ One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad."

- Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)

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Jul 19
Jul 19

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Jul 19

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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Jul 19